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True Story: Microsoft Presenter Whoring Himself at a Tech Conference

  • Presenter: So Windows Vista is the latest and greatest version of Windows we've ever released. Search is fully integrated in Explorer.
  • (Types stuff in the search box in Windows Explorer.)
  • Presenter: And over here, there's a slider that you can use to ZOOM into the contents of each file!
  • (Sure enough, icons in Windows Explorer get really big, displaying previews of the document.)
  • Presenter: Oh! Did I just say "Zune", which is Microsoft's new MP3 player? Its awesome.

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